Good morning, It’s Friday, March 28. In today’s news, Mark Carney declares the old U.S.-Canada relationship dead, Trump threatens ‘large scale tariffs’ if Canada and EU work together on trade response, inferiority is driving modern leftism, Poilievre pledges to increase TFSA contributions, and much more.
By executive order of President Donald J. Trump, you’ve officially been annexed into the USA!
As part of your surprise promotion to full statehood (sorry we didn’t ask first, but we don’t do consent), please enjoy this helpful guide to adjusting to your new red-state reality—complete with lower expectations, looser gun laws, and higher cholesterol.
Mark Carney just declared the old Canada-U.S. relationship dead.
This piss poor excuse of a Canadian does not speak for me.
𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮, 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀! 🇺🇸 🦅 🍔
By executive order of President Donald J. Trump, you’ve officially been annexed into the USA!
As part of your surprise promotion to full statehood (sorry we didn’t ask first, but we don’t do consent), please enjoy this helpful guide to adjusting to your new red-state reality—complete with lower expectations, looser gun laws, and higher cholesterol.
https://open.substack.com/pub/patricemersault/p/welcome-to-magamerica-canadians?r=4d7sow&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
I good with freeer gun laws and higher cholesterol. You got any negatives?
Mark Carney said he would use emergency measures to protect against the Trump tariffs.